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 Roy Zimmerman (YouTube Video)

Loving v Prop 8 - part two

Loving v Prop 8 - part two
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby. Special thanks to street percussionist Mr. Sam Zimmerman, another Roy & Melanie collaboration. "Summer of Loving" will be on my new CD"Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King Day From: RoyZimmerman Views: 5488 272 ratings Time: 03:23 More in Comedy


Loving v Prop 8 - part one

Loving v Prop 8 - part one
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby will be on my new CD "Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King Day. From: RoyZimmerman Views: 5301 247 ratings Time: 03:18 More in Comedy


"The Last Man" by Roy Zimmerman

"The Last Man" by Roy Zimmerman
"The Last Man" will be on my "Real American" CD, due out early in 2010. As always, available at royzimmerman.com and at itunes. From: RoyZimmerman Views: 8180 309 ratings Time: 03:42 More in Comedy


"Rift Valley Drifters" by Roy Zimmerman

"Rift Valley Drifters" by Roy Zimmerman
"Rift Valley Drifters" words and music by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby will be on Roy's CD "Real American: real soon Please visit royzimmerman.com From: RoyZimmerman Views: 13172 503 ratings Time: 04:30 More in Comedy




 Mrs Betty Bowers (YouTube Video)

As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!

As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!
A cooking show with America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. Betty shows that, with enough servants, even the laziest homemaker can serve up a yummy recipe that teaches children all about the gruesome, bloody death of Jesus. Bon appétit! You can order Betty's "As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!" Apron (or shirt) here: www.cafepress.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 28931 1583 ratings Time: 05:26 More in Entertainment


Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!

Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 87983 2022 ratings Time: 04:19 More in Entertainment


Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award

Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award
With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous youtube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here: www.youtube.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 38688 913 ratings Time: 02:16 More in Entertainment


Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else
from www.bettybowers.com America's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage. BETTY'S BIBLE INTERPRETATION GUIDE: www.bettybowers.com Illustrations done for Mrs. Bowers: by Steve Hogan www.steve-hogan.com JOIN BETTY ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 631723 7493 ratings Time: 04:14 More in Entertainment




 The Onion


In Focus: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Rea...
CHICAGO—Subjects who drank five glasses or more showed an increased ability to recall each time their mothers had been unsupportive of boyfriends or husbands.



9 Mar 2010 at 11:12am

Local CVS Selling One Leather Jacket For Some Reason
News In Photos



9 Mar 2010 at 10:56am

Opinion: Do The New Tablets Own Up To The Hype? (by Beepo the Dolphin)
When tablet computers first reared their heads in the '90s, they were quickly written off as low-powered machines that were kind of neat, but not...



9 Mar 2010 at 10:00am

Sports: Ball Movement Making Dirk Nowitzki Nauseous
DALLAS—During last Wednesday's game against the Phoenix Suns, Mavericks center Dirk Nowitzki reportedly told teammates that he "needed a sec" after a possession featuring quick-paced perimeter passing made him nauseous.



9 Mar 2010 at 9:17am

Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead ...
2,000 MILES BENEATH BAVARIA, GERMANY—Mytron the Fifth, Illuminati ruler and secret mastermind of the entire human race since the year 8449...



9 Mar 2010 at 9:00am

Global Warming Skeptics Growing In Numbers
Since 2008, the number of people who don't believe in global warming has doubled to 16 percent. What do you think?



9 Mar 2010 at 8:00am

[video] Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.



8 Mar 2010 at 5:00pm

In Focus: National Organization For Women Turns 39 Again
WASHINGTON, DC—Though officials are vague about what year NOW was founded, they do say a women's organization is only as old as it feels.



8 Mar 2010 at 10:15am

Slideshow: The Week In Review
Slideshow



8 Mar 2010 at 9:56am

Sports: Uh-Oh, Annoying Coworker Going To Tell You Why IndyCar Racing Complet...
KANSAS CITY, MO—Oh man, sources confirmed that it looks as though Paul Martinelli, that irritating guy from sales, is going to give you an entire breakdown of the differences between IndyCar and NASCAR...



8 Mar 2010 at 9:15am

 LOL Theist


Or maybe put them in plastic eggs.
6 Feb 2010 at 3:54pm

Preferably a Disney one?
Submitted by Garth.
17 Jan 2010 at 3:31pm

Maybe if Jesus is wearing clown makeup.
Maybe Jesus is the newest member of KISS? Check out that grill too!
12 Jan 2010 at 10:28pm

Talk about doing things the hard way
12 Jan 2010 at 12:55pm

Santa gunned down by Jesus. News at 11.
Or so it goes in one California town. The reindeer on the hood of a pickup truck is a nice touch.
25 Dec 2009 at 12:38am

Better leave out some damn good cookies.
24 Dec 2009 at 11:40pm

 CBS: Strange News


EBay Item: Xbox That Brought Down Baltimore Mayor
Now On EBay: The Xbox That Brought Down Baltimore's Mayor; Evidence Sales To Fund Teen Jobs
9 Mar 2010 at 9:47am

Woman Delivers Surprise Baby, Picks Up Other Son
Woman Who Didn't Know She Was Pregnant Delivers Surprise Baby, Picks Up Other Son From School
9 Mar 2010 at 2:38pm

Pet Shop Owner Claims Fish Is 43, Weighs 20 Pounds
NYC Pet Shop Owner Claims Buttkiss The Fish Is 43 And Weighs 20 Pounds
9 Mar 2010 at 1:31pm

NYC Chef Creates Breast Milk Cheese
Mommy Milk Cheese: NYC Chef Creates Cheese Recipe Using Wife's Breast Milk
9 Mar 2010 at 1:28pm

Pa. Suit: Bank Wrongly Repossessed Home, Took Bird
Pa. Woman Sues Bank, Says Its Contractor Took Parrot From Home During Wrongful Repossession
9 Mar 2010 at 6:43am

New Zealand Woman Sells Souls To Highest Bidder
Forget About Brandy And Bourbon, Ghosts Are This Year's Must-have Spirit
8 Mar 2010 at 8:33pm

'Old Baldy' Horse Head Going Back Up In Philly
Head Of 'Old Baldy,' Legendary Civil War Horse, Going Back Up After Museums Settle Feud
8 Mar 2010 at 1:27pm

Video: Man Spends 100 Min. in Ice Water
"CBS News RAW:" A Russian man successfully broke the world record by spending 100 minutes in ice water without moving.
8 Mar 2010 at 8:02pm

"Caulk" Butt Enhancements Hospitalize 6
N.J. Women Received Buttocks-Enhancement Injections Containing Silicone Used to Caulk Bathtubs
8 Mar 2010 at 10:30am

McDonald's Parking Spot Dispute Turns Violent
I'm Hatin' It: McDonald's Parking Spot Dispute In Colorado Turns Violent
7 Mar 2010 at 8:08am

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Romantic Comedy Pack Quadruple Feature (Along Came Polly / The Wedding Date / Intolerable Cruelty / The Story of Us) Romantic Comedy Pack Quadruple Feature (Along Came Polly / The Wedding Date / Intolerable Cruelty / The Story of Us)
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Jerry Seinfeld Live on Broadway: I'm Telling You for the Last Time Jerry Seinfeld Live on Broadway: I'm Telling You for the Last Time
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When Seinfeld wrapped up its ninth and final season in the spring of 1998, the popular show's namesake and cocreator decided to offer a symbolic gesture to his fans. Taped for HBO in August 1998, on the final date of Jerry Seinfeld's tour appearances at New York City's Broadhurst Theater, I'm Telling You for the Last Time presents the standup comedian's so-called "final" standup, or at least his final tour with the standup material that made him famous...

Bill Cosby, Himself Bill Cosby, Himself
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After I Spy and before The Cosby Show, Bill Cosby left his own inimitable mark on the arena of stand-up comedy in this live concert showcasing his down-to-earth observations on the rigors and joys of family life...

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Under the white guy "everyman" exterior lurks one of the cleverest original comedians of today. An established star in standup comedy and a frequent guest on the late shows of David Letterman and Conan O'Brien, Jim Gaffigan is a noted actor as well, from comedic turns in Super Troopers, That 70s Show and Sex and the City to dramatic roles in dozens of films and TV dramas...