Roy Zimmerman (YouTube Video opens in new window)
http://royzimmerman.com/ Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support?
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee
Added: February 28, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
28 Feb 2008 at 3:36pm
"Superdelegate" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield. SUPERDELEGATE words and music copyright ©? 2008 by Roy Zimmerman Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision I can't be trusted To choose my own nominee Democracy is just too important To leave it to people like me So gimme my election 'Cause it feels good to check that box And when you determine how it should have turned out I'll be right here sucking rocks 'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected Can they be corrected Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision When your vote is counted It's like ten thousand to my one It's good to know that my representative Has such representation So, do someone a favor 'Cause you know they'll remember that You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours It's his or her tit for your tat The Democratic Party is too democratic 'Cause Democrats so erratic Nineteen-Seventy-Two The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was George McGovern Ooo Nineteen-Seventy-Six The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was Jimmy Carter Ooo But Nineteen-Eighty-Four The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates And that nominee Was Walter Mondale! Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...imposition Ooo
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song
Added: February 15, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
15 Feb 2008 at 7:53pm
"Eine Kleine Barackmusik" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/ This song, with apologies to W. A. Mozart, is available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/ EINE KLEINE BARACKMUSIK Barack Obama has a funny name Barack Obama has a funny name His name's Barack Obama That's right, Obama Sounds like Osama I'm just the hundred-forty-seven-thousanth comic to have made that idiotic point And his middle name, middle name And his middle name's Hussein Hussein, not Saddam, but Obam... When he was a kid he smoked a joint And he inhaled He smoked a joint and inhaled, that was the point He also did cocaine His middle name's Hussein He wants to be the POTUS And I wonder if you notice That Barach Hussein Obama has a funny name Obama is the candidate of change Ought to change his name, it's pretty strange Why can't he just be John or Steve? Or Bill or even George? Or anything but Sue And one more question: Is he black enough Yes, is he black enough to be the president? Born in Honolulu He's got kin in every region Schooled in Indonesia He's a one-man Foriegn Leagion He's got game And also hope, and lots of folks who feel the same And also, did I mention, quite a quirky name And once you go Barack You're never going bock Bock Barack...Obama!
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama democratic party primary election wolfgang amadeus motzart
Added: February 6, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
6 Feb 2008 at 11:17pm
"America" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/ "America" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes. This video recorded at the national conference of the Skeptic Society ( http://www.skeptic.com/ ). Thanks again to Dr. Michael Shermer.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song patriotism hope metaphor
Added: February 4, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
4 Feb 2008 at 9:56am
"My TV" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/ "My TV" is on Roy's CD "Homeland," available at http://royzimmerman.com/store.php and at iTunes This video taped at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta. Great sound by Edwin D'Shazo.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song impeachment bush 2000 election stolen
Added: December 31, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
31 Dec 2007 at 7:55pm
"When a Child Is Born" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/ Happy Holidays and All the Days to everyone from the Zimmerman Harby family. Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in bucolic Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer, Tim Stone, Mark Pitta and Eric, the sound man.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: christmas humanist peace love understanding
Added: December 24, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
24 Dec 2007 at 3:09pm
"Two Brothers" by Roy Zimmerman
"Two Brothers" is on Roy's "PeaceNick" CD and on his new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video was recorded at McCabes Guitar Shop (hence, the huge M on the wall). Thanks to Lincoln Meyerson and Wayne Griffith.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song christmas hanukkah ramadan judaism islam ashmael isaac
Added: December 21, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
21 Dec 2007 at 1:22pm
Thanks and Happy Holidays from Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/ This could be called "How(l) To Play Christmas Is Pain." It's a thanks for watching, and a sample from Roy's new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs christmas guitar lessons
Added: December 11, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
11 Dec 2007 at 7:21pm
"Hello NSA" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com/ "Hello NSA" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and on iTunes.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song surveillance domestic spying privacy Elvis impersonator ashcroft
Added: October 5, 2007
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
5 Oct 2007 at 2:44pm
Mark Day (YouTube Video opens in new window)
MAKER FAIRE : Steampunk, Robots, Devil-Ettes and more...
Music : Robot Park by Podington Bear http://podingtonbear.com/ Photo of Epiphany by theouterpoint/Will Wilson http://www.flickr.com/photos/8840244@N04/ Used under creative commons Steampunk coffee, robots, belly dancing, Diet Coke & Mentos, the Devilettes and a really bad Star Wars joke...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: maker faire steampunk devil-ettes devilettes robots r2d2 markdaycomedy mousetrap podington bear
Added: May 9, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
9 May 2008 at 11:59am
BARE. BACK. SEX?
This week in back news, with Miley, Barack, Hillary and Obama
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: miley cyrus vanity fair back
Added: May 2, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
3 May 2008 at 12:41am
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!
Coming soon, Zombie Strippers, with former porn star Jenna Jameson. It's, I'm sure, a fine movie and all...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: zombie strippers horror film porn star jenna jameson hillary clinton
Added: April 24, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
24 Apr 2008 at 11:24am
KINKY SEX DIAGRAMS (and Tricia Walsh Smith)
Joyful sex with back pain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4M6bWW4HgU Tricia Walsh Smith: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: tricia walsh smith sex sexy sexual joint pain pope benedict visit
Added: April 18, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
18 Apr 2008 at 11:32pm
XXX Rated Sp*rting Action XXX
Discraged Formula 1 president Max Mosely's Nazi orgy shocker!
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: max mosley nazi orgy formula scandal sex
Added: April 10, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
10 Apr 2008 at 11:13pm
Re: Cat of 1000 Faces - Episode 1
My tribute to the cat of a thousand faces....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: cat funny silly animal disguise 1000 Episode moo.com moo minicards
Added: March 6, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
6 Mar 2008 at 8:23am
Burning Man 2007 Part 3 (Final, and long...)
Maybe I'll edit my 2006 footage some day...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: burning man burningman psytrance markdaycomedy
Added: February 16, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
16 Feb 2008 at 5:40pm
Burning Man 2007 - Part Two
There might be some stand-up comedy in part 3, for now, here's part 2....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: burning man burningman psytrance markdaycomedy
Added: January 27, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
27 Jan 2008 at 2:56pm
Burning Man 2007 - Part One
Warning - not comedy! Part one of my Burning Man footage from last summer. More *if* I editi the rest....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: burning man burningman psytrance markdaycomedy
Added: January 25, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
25 Jan 2008 at 10:20pm
The Onion
[audio] Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
12 May 2008 at 12:00am
Optimism Can't Beat Cancer
A recent medical study suggests that your chances of surviving head and neck cancer are the same if you have a positive outlook or a negative...
12 May 2008 at 12:00am
Undercover Fireman Infiltrates Three-Alarm Blaze
CHICAGO—Plainclothes firefighter Rick Dodd, 32, was commended Tuesday for his successful monthlong operation to infiltrate and eventually...
12 May 2008 at 12:00am
[audio] Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
11 May 2008 at 12:00am
Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
10 May 2008 at 12:00am
[audio] India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
10 May 2008 at 12:00am
Earliest American Scat Found
The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously...
9 May 2008 at 12:00am
Local Bar Comes Out As Gay
9 May 2008 at 12:00am
New NFL Rule Will Force Players To Have One Of Three Appropriate Haircuts
8 May 2008 at 12:00am
Number Of Acceptable Things Candidates Can Say Now Down To Four
NEW YORK—After Sen. Barack Obama's comments last week about what he typically eats for dinner were criticized by Sen. Hillary Clinton as being...
8 May 2008 at 12:00am
Betty Bowers
Killing Off the Cooked Goose Instead of the Lame Duck
SNL usually employs a delicate touch when it comes to making fun of politicians. The intentions are broad and the execution silly, so as not to unduly offend the tetchy sensibilities of an America now divided between people who use the noun “libs” and those who know the difference between a noun and an adjective. [...]
by Betty
11 May 2008 at 2:24pm
Scold ?Em When They?re Down
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Our First Lady Laura “Pickles” Bush is just as dynamic a public speaker as sleepy, old John McCain. Whenever he isn’t screaming and red-faced, I’m never sure if John will remain interested enough in what he is saying to actually finish any given sentence. And [...]
by Betty
6 May 2008 at 4:14pm
Act of God Kills 22,000 in Myanmar
Jesus wanted to help them — truly, He did — but He answered Kanye West’s prayer for better reviews instead.
by Betty
6 May 2008 at 1:50pm
The C Word ? And I Don?t Mean ?Christian?
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Honestly, what a vulgar question! Of course, the answer would have been equally shocking if Mr. McCain had not scrupulously skirted it by pretending to be above such profanity.
In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy (who [...]
by Betty
1 May 2008 at 8:15pm
The Mouse that Roared
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I want to introduce you to my dear friend Elaine Donnelly. I adore Elaine, truly I do. Yes, she stole my look, but she’s such a mousy little thing the shameless identity theft only serves to underscore how effortlessly I pull it off. As President [...]
by Betty
1 May 2008 at 5:31pm
For all you voters with ADD . . .
. . . or a weak stomach for pointless bickering: If you are not up to speed on the current Democratic American Idol competition, knock back a fistful of Ritalin and watch this helpful primary primer:
by Betty
1 May 2008 at 4:28pm
Mission Impossible
Hallelujah! Today is the fifth anniversary of the end to all that tedium and bloodshed in Iraq , the day when we accomplished our mission. As it turned out, our mission was apparently to begin a spirited Viet Nam reenactment, only this time a bit more sandy and with religious nuttiness thrown in to the [...]
by Betty
1 May 2008 at 12:38pm
The Gift of Prophesy
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Last night, on the otherwise dreadfully dull American Idol (come on, singing the cheesy, bombastic songs of a guy who wrote the lyric “I am I said. To no one there. And no one heard at all. Not even the chair.“) a medicinally-addled Paula Abdul [...]
by Betty
30 Apr 2008 at 12:53pm
I Think the Police Raided the Wrong Compound!
Just when you think the Mormons are really bringing the crazy, the Scientologists, in a ferocious spirit of oneupmanship, prove that people who believe in latter day saints that aren’t even movie stars are hopeless amateurs when it comes to devoting themselves to foolishness.
Listen to this fascinating interview with Mark Headley, who was [...]
by Betty
29 Apr 2008 at 2:32pm
Bringing People to Christ, One Bout of Anti-Social, Racist Hysteria at a Time
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by Betty
29 Apr 2008 at 12:00pm
Get Your War On
fighting techniques ~ 3/14/08
filing techniques ~ 3/14/08
get your war on ~ 3/14/08
adv. of conf. of st. aug. br. ~ 8/10/07
Excuse Me, But I Have Something To Say About the Reverend Wright Scandal
Two Great Movies: Monster and Some Kind of Monster
BREAKING -- Clinton's Economic Stimulus Package
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