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Leviticus Chapter 20 versus Condom Use Instructions
I used the cool website Xtranormal to create this video which interleaves portions of the Book of Leviticus, Chapter 20, with instructional text from the US government on condom use. Which text promotes life? Which text sounds like the ravings of an all powerful genocidal monster?
by Fagnit
4 Jul 2010 at 2:21pm
Maine Voters Set to Choose Between Jesus or Justice
Today, November 3, 2009, voters in the great state of Maine will go to the polls to vote on Question 1, a ballot measure based on California Proposition H8 that would render null and void the legality of same-sex marriage in Maine despite the fact that their "activist" legislature and "activist" Governor passed and signed a law to establish equal marriage rights for all citizens.
by Ungodly
3 Nov 2009 at 10:26am
Lutheran Leaders Assault the Sanctity of Bigotry
The whatchamahoozie central steering committee, or whatever it is called, of the Lutheran Church in the United States has like, totally destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry by deciding to let known, practicing homosexuals act as church-sanctioned clergy persons. Won't anybody think of the poor little bigots? How can they be holier than fags if their [...]
by Ungodly
22 Aug 2009 at 3:22pm
Whereas Sally Hates Fags
Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch. The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer [...]
by Ungodly
28 Jun 2009 at 1:26pm
Jeebus-Brand Terr?ist Murders Doctor in Church
Murder suspect Scott Roeder is a member of the ultra-Jeebus Operation Rescue organization, and he has a prior criminal record for terr'ist activities like driving around with bomb making materials in his car. Obviously if there really was a Jeebus, he would think this guy is a jerk. When a person commits a crime intended [...]
by Ungodly
1 Jun 2009 at 9:04am
Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN
Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out [...]
by Ungodly
12 May 2009 at 11:54am
Maine Governor Destroys Sanctity of Bigotry
The Governor of Maine, the honorable John Baldacci, has signed into law a bill that will grant equal marital rights to gay couples. By doing so he has utterly destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry in the friendly, beautiful state of Maine. Of course we can all be certain that the bigots are already up in [...]
by Ungodly
6 May 2009 at 12:25pm
Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights
The most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too. If [...]
by Ungodly
30 Apr 2009 at 6:32pm
Party of Jesus
Anti-Gay Party of Jesus CA State Senator Busted for DUI After Leaving Gay Club
A Party of Jesus State Senator from California, known to frequent gay bars in Sacramento, has been arrested on DUI charges after leaving a gay nightclub with another man, that, well you know, wink wink nudge nudge. State Senator Roy Ashburn has always opposed gay rights. As a member of the Party of Jesus it [...]
by admin
6 Mar 2010 at 11:16am
SC Lt Gov: Helping Poor Like Feeding Stray Animals
The Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina flaunted his Party of Jesus Family Values this week with a comment he made about financial assistance given to poor people. "My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You're [...]
by admin
26 Jan 2010 at 12:06pm
Wife of Party of Jesus SC Governor Protects Sanctity of Divorce
Jenny Sanford, the wife of Party of Jesus South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, has filed for divorce from her husband in order to demonstrate her respect for the Sanctity of Divorce. The Sanfords are well known for sanctity, Governor Sanford made the news a while back when he moved to protect the Sanctity of Extra-Marital [...]
by admin
12 Dec 2009 at 2:00pm
Party of Jesus South Carolina Governor Faces 37 Ethics Charges
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (Party of Jesus) is a member of the morally superior Jeebus-brand political party formerly known as the Republicans. Because of his moral superiority and oft-stated support for the Sanctity of Marriage it may come as a wee bit of a surprise to learn that this prominent Party of Jesus politician [...]
by admin
23 Nov 2009 at 3:10pm
Party of Jesus Representative Says Gay Marriage is Socialism
Party of Jesus US Congressman Steven King (Iowa -no relation to the author of the same name who is not a moron) has revealed the official Party of Jesus dogma that gay marriage is a purely socialist concept. No doubt his observation is based on the prolific writings of luminaries such as Karl Marx, Lenin, [...]
by admin
24 Sep 2009 at 11:34am
CA Party of Jesus Upholds Sanctity of Extra-Marital Affairs
Not content to let South Carolina and Nevada scoop all of the Family Values headlines Party of Jesus California Assemblyman Mike Duvall went public with his support for the Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs in front of a live microphone back in July. Representing obscenely Republican Orange County the married California Assemblyman decided to rave [...]
by admin
9 Sep 2009 at 4:28pm
Party of Jesus Exposes Sooper Seekrit Death Panels
The Party of Jesus, through their holy leader Sarah Palin, has exposed the sooper seekrit plans of Barack Obama to impose mandatory death panels on anyone stupid enough to believe anything Sarah Palin has to say. In a special reveal of Party of Jesus dogma, Sarah Palin has exposed the brutal plans of our known [...]
by admin
13 Aug 2009 at 11:35am
Party of Jesus Loses as Known Hispanic to Join Court
The Party of Jesus suffered yet another defeat today when a woman that is not even Caucasian was confirmed by the US Senate as the next justice to serve on the US Supreme Court. I mean, she's not even white! These are lean days for the Party of Jesus as they are forced, over and [...]
by admin
6 Aug 2009 at 5:44pm
Virgin Mary (again)
Our Lady of The New Age Bullshit
A practitioner of New Age mumbo jumbo bullshit faux spiritualism has announced that the so-called Blessed Mother Apparition is now available for commercial tourism and gullible sheeple at his New Age mumbo jumbo fleecing center. Master Charles offers a number of methods you can select from in order to move money from your wallet to [...]
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by Ungodly
20 May 2007 at 12:55pm
Our Lady of the Calcium Deposits on a Rock
Water flowing down through cracks in the vertical surface of some large rocks has left calcium deposits on the surface, forming the telltale vaginal shape of a miraculous fictional virgin mother, or so says a caller to a Twin Falls Idaho newspaper. Shoshone Falls, Idaho. Visitors to the site disagree about this instance of mineral [...]
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by Ungodly
27 Feb 2007 at 9:13am
Our Lady of the Tree That Looks Just Like a Tree
People in Midland Texas who are afflicted with Catholicism and no common sense at all are claiming that a 2,000 year old Jewish virgin, with perfectly intact hymen, who has never once taken the whole thing, is now appearing in a local tree. Now when I were a wee lad in a country village, I [...]
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Our Lady of Yet Another Boring Tree Trunk
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by Ungodly
11 Jul 2008 at 8:37am
Our Lady of the Not Very Convincing Grill Smear
In the small town of Calexico, a Sonoran desert town on the border of California and Mexico, persons who were already afflicted with ridiculous Catholic-brand religious delusions reported a miraculous Marian apparition on a restaurant grill that was being cleaned when a shape, vaguely phallic or reminiscent of a butt plug, appeared on the surface [...]
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by Ungodly
1 May 2009 at 9:57am
Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan
In the year 2002 Fort Pierce, Florida resident Pamela Latrimore was suffering from severe medical problems, despite the fact that she prayed every day to her Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy and his Perfectly Holy Mommie with Unpenetrated Intact Virgin Hymen. But of course, nothing fails like prayer. In the course of her medical treatment Pamela [...]
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by Ungodly
6 Dec 2008 at 5:19pm
Our Lady of Obviously Just a Column of Ice
In Plymouth Michigan this week a gentleman who might seem to be afflicted with Catholic-brand religious delusions has convinced himself that he can see a 2,000 year old Virgin Mother with Perfectly Intact Hymen in a column of ice outside his mobile home. And of course if he imagines that he is recognizing a woman [...]
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by Ungodly
5 Feb 2009 at 2:38pm
Our Lady of the Defective Double Glazed Window
Over 25,00 members of the faithful flocked to Milton Hospital in Milton, Massachusetts in 2003 to see a miraculously defective double glazed window. Apparently the Holy Mother of God is able to cause rubber gaskets in insulated windows to fail with the superpower of her Miraculous Vagina. The seal in this window had failed many [...]
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by Ungodly
27 Feb 2007 at 10:17am
Our Lady of the Painful Looking Road Rash
In California USA a motorcyclist recently had an incident of premature contact with the road surface, a well known hazard for motorcyclists. But Marc Lipton, a gentleman who is apparently afflicted with religious beliefs, is of the opinion that he can see The Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God With Perfectly Intact hymen in the [...]
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by Ungodly
7 May 2008 at 5:17pm
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