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You can always tell when a religious leader is saying something stupid, just watch their lips to see if they are moving. The UK Regional Profit Manager for the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor (shown in his best Sunday go to Meeting Dress) has suggested that “modern atheism” is a product of a distorted kind of Christianity.” Apparently the Cardinal believes that wi... A Spanish mother of two, whose uncle is a neo-fascist Catholic Cardinal pig and friend of the Rat in a Hat, was slighted when her uncle ignored the deaths of both of her parents, refusing to attend their funerals and even offering a bald faced lie as an excuse. Perhaps the parents were not hate-mongering homophobic liars, and Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela did not like them for thinking... For some time the US government, acting on the orders of Our Glorious Christian Leader, has been operating a concentration camp in Cuba. We call the US detention center a concentration camp because it is consistent with the definition of the term. a camp where non-combatants of a district are accommodated, such as those instituted by Lord Kitchener during the South African war of 1899-1902; on... An Australian gay couple have defeated Jesus. A God hates fags Christian foster care agency lost in court. Take that Jesus, take the whole thing. The Rat in a Hat, spiritual leader of over 1 billion deeply delusional people, has said a few things with which we are happy to agree. This came as a surprise, but a pleasant one. A Construction worker who was supposed to be disassembling a crucifix was caught in this image with his right hand feeling up the inside of Jesus’ bare, sexy thigh. Meanwhile his partner in crime was scooping up some holy armpit musk. God will pass judgment on a nation that allows this kind of mockery aimed at holy icons. Help preserve the Sanctity of Crucifixes. Only priests, bishops, card... Christian hogwash author Robert Bowie Johnson Jr is releasing a book that exposes the Satanic hidden agenda of the National Academy of Sciences, a scheme to teach innocent Christian children that they are descended from mere reptiles. Don’t you just love the imaginary harm posed by imaginary threats from the imaginary enemies of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy? I sure do. In the mind of this... (Trailer Park, Arkansas) In a bold move designed to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, a group of Arkansas legislators have closed a loophole that was allowing toddler and pre-school children to marry each other as long as neither party was pregnant. Mostly it is little girl toddlers that get pregnant in Arkansas, though some unusual boys do study ballet and hairdressing. A 2007 revision of the...
UK Cardinal: Atheism is Product of Distorted Christianity
by Ungodly
9 May 2008 at 9:13am
Spanish Woman Poses Nude To Embarrass Mean Uncle Cardinal
by Fagnit
6 May 2008 at 10:43pm
Innocent Photographer Released from US Concentration Camp
by Ungodly
1 May 2008 at 6:26pm
Australian Gay Couple Defeats Religious Bigots in Court
Despite the fact that NSW law already permits foster care by gay couples, the bigots for Jesus at the Uniting Church refused to consider the application by the couple because of the fact that they are gay. The Jebus-based bigots claimed in court t...
by Fagnit
28 Apr 2008 at 7:23pm
Pope Expresses Deep Shame Over Child Molestations by Priests
Speaking with reporters while airborne on Pope 1 enroute to the US, the world’s wealthiest man who wears a gold lamé dress, said that he was deeply ashamed of the thousands of cases of child sexual abuse perpetrated...
by Fagnit
15 Apr 2008 at 2:39pm
Construction Worker Caught Getting Cozy With Jesus
by Fagnit
14 Apr 2008 at 10:53am
Christian Exposes Agenda of National Academy of Sciences
by Fagnit
12 Apr 2008 at 12:00pm
Arkansas Moves to Protect Sanctity of Marriage from Toddler Agenda
by Fagnit
4 Apr 2008 at 1:15pm
Party of Jesus
A proposed Constitutional Amendment to preserve the Sanctity of Bigotry in Pennsylvania has been defeated by a Demoncratic leader in the State House who is known for his failure to meet the minimum homophobia levels that are required for the Party of Jesus legislators over on the intolerance side of the aisle. While gays still can not marry each other in Pennsylvania, the marriage between into... With the joyous celebration of the Party of Jesus National Convention not far in the future now, most have concluded that Senator McBush, a strong supporter of our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies, is the certain and definite candidate. There will be much to celebrate this year. The bulk of the wealth in the country has now been transferred from the poor, who are known to s... It was 5 years ago today that Our Glorious Christian Leader announced our total victory in Iraq. In a bold departure from official Party of Jesus dogma, California Governator Schwarzenegger has stated his opposition to a proposed California constitutional amendment that would preserve the sanctity of bigotry. Usually Party of Jesus operatives exploit gay civil rights as a wedge issue and draw out the Jeebus Votin’ Joe 6 Pack ‘phobe contingent. Experts estimate that up to 40% of Alabama v... A group of Party of Jesus millionaire TV evangelists has issued an ultimatum to Senator McBush not to choose former Massachusetts governor Mitt of the Magic Underwear Romney as his Vice Presidential candidate or else they will aim their armies of attack drones for Jesus directly at Senator McBush. The very wealthy coalition of Jesus-industry professionals acted in an effort to prevent a Mor[m... This YouTube Video is a response to Oklahoma Rep Sally Kern from a professional homosexual recruiter. Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, Republican Hate Speech, YouTube Response, Party of Jesus, homophobia, gay agenda, homosexual, homosexuals, gay bashing Party of Jesus Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern has produced a new article of faith to be added to the Book of National Security, Chapter 4, verse 17. Well, I guess we won’t have Mike Huckleberrybee to kick around anymore. I wonder if I’ll miss having a wacked out creationist fundamentalist ‘phobe candidate vying for the Party of Jesus nomination. Hmmm. I think I’ll be OK. Imagine though, the horrible outcome for the TV Evangelist faction of the Party of Jesus, every single one of their Jeebus-rich candidates was rejected handily by the...
Party of Jesus Loses w/Defeat Of PA Gay Bashing Amendment
by admin
8 May 2008 at 11:18am
Who for President? Senator McBush or Jesus?
by admin
5 May 2008 at 9:35am
Mission Accomplished: US Economy in Tatters, Billionaires Richer
Despite the dangers in the Pacific ocean just a few miles off the US coast, Our Glorious Christian Leader boldly flew in a fighter jet, landed on a carrier, and pronounced his unfettered and nearly delirious joy at our total victory over the people that had the nerve to live in their own country....
by admin
1 May 2008 at 7:53am
Governator of California Opposes Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment
by admin
11 Apr 2008 at 10:34pm
Party of Jesus Clergy Warn Against Magic Underwear VP
by admin
4 Apr 2008 at 2:10pm
A Homosexual Responds to PoJ Rep Sally Kern
by admin
11 Mar 2008 at 1:44pm
PoJ Rep Sally Kern on US Security: Gays Biggest Threat
“For She went out among them, the Party of Jesus Faithful, and said unto them that teh gays were a bigger threat than terr’ists” is just what it shall say some day in a future Party of Jesus Holy History Book that documents the despera...
by admin
11 Mar 2008 at 10:08am
No More Mike Huckleberrybee To Kick Around
by admin
5 Mar 2008 at 10:22am
Virgin Mary (again)
In California USA a motorcyclist recently had an incident of premature contact with the road surface, a well known hazard for motorcyclists. But Marc Lipton, a gentleman who is apparently afflicted with religious beliefs, is of the opinion that he can see The Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God With Perfectly Intact hymen in the road rash on his leg. It sure looks painful to me, and we’re glad Mr ... An Italian Catholic church custodian is on trial in Forli, Italy for committing religious fraud. If only this was a new trend! Of course uttering the phrase religious fraud is as redundant as saying Republican liar, but in this case the fraud was so far over the top that even the Roman Catholic Church did not exploit it for financial gain. It seems that in this case the fraud was initially s... We’re not exactly sure what happened in this case, but it seems that the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God, who never once took the whole thing or even a little bit, got really pissed off with a bunch of people in India. It seems She, in Her Mercy, tricked them into looking at the Sun expecting to find a Holy Virgin Mother with Perfectly Intact Holy Hymen. But no, instead of an apparition or even... In October 2007 there were suddenly over a dozen wildfires burning in Southern California. San Diego County was hit the hardest with hundreds of homes burnt to the ground, but even rural areas of Los Angeles County were affected too. Since one part of the exposed t... When Lisa-Marie Corlet of Christchurch, New Zealand saw this perfectly ordinary pebble lying on a beach at Kaikoura’s South Beach, she knew immediately that the Holy Virgin Mother of God, who had never even once taken the whole thing, was desperately trying to make a large deposit in her bank account. But like a naughty girl, Lisa-Marie kept it to herself until she recently ran low on cash, wh... In Miami Florida, in a church of all places, people with a stunning lack of critical thinking skills are lining up to prove P. T. Barnum’s point, eagerly waiting to see a piece of cloth draped over an altar which allegedly shows an image of a Virginal Intact-Hymen Sex-Free Mother who never took a penis in her private parts even once and her son who created the entire Universe and his mother ... In Minersville Pennsylvania there is a house with glass windows that is across the street from a garage with a garage door. Sometimes the angle of the sun is such that the sun shines on the glass window of the house and a portion of that sunlight is reflected onto the surface of the garage door across the street. It’s a miracle! Who would have ever guessed that the angle of incidence could ev... In July 2007 a lady who owns a Hawaiian clothing store in the San Diego area, and admittedly suffers from a really bad case of Catholicism, realized that some good publicity might help the bottom line in her ailing retail shop. So it was that circumstances led this not even slightly skeptical person to perceive the image of an Imaginary Virginal Intact-Hymen Mommy of the Creator of the entire ...
Our Lady of the Painful Looking Road Rash
by Ungodly
7 May 2008 at 5:17pm
Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood
by Ungodly
23 Apr 2008 at 12:04pm
Our Lady Of Blinding Peasants in India
by Ungodly
12 Mar 2008 at 1:34pm
Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree
The Buckweed Fire along the Sierra Highway left one Sycamore tree dead in Agua Dulce, with its bark burnt off the standing trunk.
by Ungodly
14 Nov 2007 at 11:23am
Our Lady Of Clearly Just a Pebble for $50,000
by Ungodly
26 Oct 2007 at 10:21pm
Our Lady of the Obviously Stained Cloth
by Ungodly
24 Sep 2007 at 8:41pm
Our Lady of the Vagina Shaped Reflection on a Garage Door
by Ungodly
20 Sep 2007 at 12:27pm
Our Lady of the Hawaiian Necklace
by Ungodly
9 Aug 2007 at 5:52pm
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